I am sitting in my dorm lobby watching the Saints game. After an unexpected undefeated season thus far, we are in overtime against the Redskins. There girls are watching. Weird girls. They said weird things.
Girl 2: They got an interjection!
Girl 1: I think it’s called an interception.
Girl 2: Why do their pants have to be so tight?
Girl 3: I just want those refs to raise their hands.
(Referring to a completed field goal.)
Girl 1: My heart is pounding.
Girl 2: My thyroid is pounding.
Girl 3: My dad has thyroid.